Okay, before I start today's posting, I need to tell all of you faithful readers that for some reason, I "double blogged" on Friday, January 15. I don't know how or why this happened...the best I can figure is that I started one blog, but decided I didn't like it, so when I went back to fix it later, after posting the 2nd blog entry, it appeared with the same date. Clear as mud? Yeah, so anyway, read the 2nd entry for 1/15 if you haven't yet. Double your pleasure and all that...it's like a double-mint commercial without twins....
Next thing I need to let you know is that this post may not be so entertaining for dudes. So if you're a dude and you don't like to talk about vaginas--here's 2 things:
1. You might be gay....I'm just sayin'. What straight guy doesn't like to talk about vaginas?
and 2. This post is all about the va-jay-jay, so feel free to pass on by this blog post. I won't get pissed, I swear.
So ladies....here's the question for the day: When did the girly wallet go bald??
Seriously.
I missed this newscast or fashion trend or whatever you want to call it. Back in the day, the vagina came complete with it's own 'fro. Now? That is a huge faux pas. At the very least, women are expected to be neatly trimmed (which is my personal preference...fyi.....and you're welcome).
Regardless of your opinion on natural vs. shaved, I'm just curious to know HOW this all came about?? Do we blame the supermodels?? (skinny bitches...they're just so easy to blame for shit) Or female athletes becoming more publicly recognized?? (no one wants to see the swimmers or gymnasts with a little pube action coming out of their suit--I get that). Or was it something else?? Did all the dudes in the world suddenly get together and say "Hey, we're tired of the whole 'hair in the mouth' thing...we should tell our girlfriends/wives that we think it would be totally hot for them to shave down there".
Why did we fall for THAT?!?! Did we not stop to consider the consequences of said shaving??
As in: RAZOR BURN!!!
I think we did this to ourselves ladies. We have now set up the expectation of the hairless hoo-ha and we're paying the price.
Don't even get me started on all you crazy-ass mother truckers who WAX. The privacies should never be exposed to anything hotter than bath water. I saw 40 Year Old Virgin....not just "no", but "HELL NO".
Thinking in my head: Steve Carell yelling "Kelly Clarkson!!" when they ripped the wax off his chest! LMAO!!!
I dunno, but I'd rather wear board shorts over my swimsuit than shave. So that's what I do. But I imagine it has something to do with our being completely oversexed. I guess it's good for prostitutes since there's nowhere for the crabs to live if you don't have hair. And for pedophiles because it makes you look prepubescent. But I really don't get it, either.
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