Because pretty much all I have to talk about these days is tee ball, shuttling the kid to tee ball, who made tee ball all-stars and why we even *have* tee ball all-stars when we don't "officially" keep score, or how insane work is right now, I'm going to bring up something that has been on my mind for a while and still confuses me.
Namely: why my husband still attempts to initiate sex with me in the morning when he knows that A) I don't like it and B) I am *always* running late to get out of bed, shower, get the kid up and get everyone where they need to be on time. Well, at least reasonably on time...give or take 15 minutes. (Sidebar: I swear they've started keeping a "tardy note tab" on my kid at school and I'm sure she's going to have to like, make up hours in kindergarten d-hall where they'll make her sit and think about what a bad parent I am for not being able to get my kid to school on time or make her write pages of multiplication tables like my principal did when I was in elementary school. Except that may have not happened until I actually learned my multiplication tables....hmmm.... Anyway, I'm pretty sure the school secretary hates me.)
Back to the topic at hand....Ronnie's actually come up with a fairly convincing argument, which is pretty much, besides locking the child out of the house (and really, how obvious is *that*), there's just no other time of day that works. We all get home from work, school, ball practice in the evening, have dinner, do bath time and watch some TV or read books (okay, mostly TV...don't judge me) and then we all crash. Well, except for the "I'm never going to sleep again and you can't make me" kid that we created. But Ronnie and I? Totally out. Exhausted. Done.
So it's kinda rare for us to get the opportunity in the evening or at night.
Which leaves the morning.
You know what I do in the morning? Get up, shower, drink coffee, get ready, get the kid up, get her ready, load the car and go to work. You know what I don't do in the morning? Talk.
Ever. Well, at least until I've had one cup of coffee. And then only if it's something really important like, "I think the house is on fire". Other than that? Not so much a morning person.
So if we don't get a date night soon? I may have to resort to getting up early to have coffee and brush my teeth before he busts his move.
Jeez...my mom wasn't kidding when she said marriage took WORK.